Saturday, October 21, 2006


Ol' Weepin' Willer Is Laughin' At Me!

Not wanting to rest on his laurels, Bill Crozier, Republican candidate for Oklahoma state Superintendent of Education, has improved on his plan for employing used textbooks as shields for children caught in armed invasions of schools by suggesting that book covers be made out of Kevlar, the same material used by the military for body armor.
This will no doubt solve the problem, revealed in Crozier's exhaustive experimental investigation, of the ability of 7.6 ammo from an AK-47 to penetrate even calculus textbooks, previously believed in Crozier's circle to be impenetrable. As Crozier said:
There's no reason why we can't come up immediately with a simple policy until we come up with a better one.
There is no question that, if simple is what you want, Crozier is your man!

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