Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Landover Branches Out?
I was sure that the People For the American Way had gotten taken in by Landover Baptist. Nobody could believe that soybean products turn people gay.
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.But no ... it really comes from WorldNetDaily (not for nuthin' known far and wide as WingNutDaily).
I tried my best to make fun of this, but I couldn't come up with anything more comical than the original article. Landover will have to work hard to match this.
Via Crooks and Liars.