Thoughts in a Haystack

Hey, Kids!

You no longer have to travel those long dusty roads all the way to the Kentucky-Ohio border region to lower your IQ!

Now the aptly named Sky Angel, a Christian-owned multi-channel provider of faith-based and family-friendly TV and radio, will deliver your daily dose of dumb directly into your own living room!

Sky Angel ... has begun airing a series of Answers in Genesis programs on the company's owned and operated special events channel, Angel Two.

Answers in Genesis, builder of the Creation Science Museum located near Cincinnati, Ohio, is a Christ-centered ministry dedicated to upholding the authority of the Bible from the very first verse. Upcoming programs scheduled to air on Angel Two/Sky Angel Channel 9702 include "Creation Astronomy," "Origin of the Species," "The Relevance of Genesis," "Fearfully and Wonderfully Made," and "The Intelligent Design Movement: How Intelligent Is It?"

"We are excited to work with Sky Angel to air several of our most popular videos. This is just another blessing the Lord has given us to support the Church in fulfilling its commission," said Dale Mason, vice president of marketing and media for Answers in Genesis.

So sign up right away! Your wouldn't want to miss having any of that Angel #2 raining down on your house, now would you?