Saturday, July 25, 2009
The First Plagiarism on the Moon

"The day before the Apollo mission, I was doing some final tests on the equipment," Peach told the Daily Mail newspaper on Wednesday.
"I was approached by the director, a Mr Monkton. He was an American who was in contact with Apollo. I told him I was worried about what would be said when they landed on the moon.
"I thought, being Americans, they might say: `Holy chicken s**t look at all that f***ing dust'. I felt that would not be a suitable thing to be quoted in history books until eternity.
"He asked me what should be said. I had been thinking about this. I told him: `One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind'. And I definitely said `a man'.
"What he did with my suggestion I have no idea, but he did leave immediately and at a greater pace than he had entered the room."
But I strongly protest that there was any danger of Armstrong saying anything like `Holy chicken s**t look at all that f***ing dust'. Our astronauts were too well schooled in public relations for that.
"Hey, this'd be a great place for a McDonalds," on the other hand ...
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Old joke brought out of retirement for nostalgia purposes.
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