Thursday, November 04, 2010


Sly Design

Eric Mariani is a man after my own heart:

It's silly that Modesto City Schools won't allow a teacher to teach intelligent design in class. The ID theory is clearly a scientific hypothesis devoid of religious dogma; it has "theory" in its title, as does the "theory of evolution." And considering religious faith is absolute, it's probably sacrilegious only "theorizing" a God-like creator within the scientific framework. Here are some other theories we should be teaching our children:

Intelligent impregnation — We all know that women can be impregnated intelligently without sexual intercourse or in vitro fertilization, so our anatomy and physiology curriculum must be altered in fairness to this theory.

Intelligent zoology — Though it's never been observed in modern cetology, it's well-known that man can survive within the stomach of a whale for up to three days without being digested and excreted.

Intelligent physics — The human body is slightly denser than liquid water, but did you know that in some special circumstances humans could walk on water without aid of any buoyant instrument?

Let's make sure intelligent design gets into our classrooms, folks. It's certainly on par with Darwinian evolution, which is limited by the evidence and research that fully support it.

If you want to get the attention of the voters, forget about these examples.

Teach the alternative rules for sports. Golf says that the winner has the lowest score, while with football and basketball it's the highest score. Why not the other way around?

Well, for one thing, sitting there watching those shortness-challenged people trying NOT to get a ball in a basket might be almost as boring as watching golf.
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